Keeping a Straight Face & Oh, Hey Girl! Link-Up

I love using emojis when I text. Emojis give texting what it was lacking previously, emotion. My favorite emoji, is the straight face. You know what I’m talking about?

This guy
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He makes bad situations, hilarious if you ask me. For example, here are just a few real life situations, that the straight face emoji was totally appropriate:

  •  “Just drove off with my $4.00 cup of Starbucks coffee, that I waited 20 minutes for, only to realize it was made incorrectly.”
  • “I just busted my toddler taking a #2 in the yard. is this real life?
  • “Have you seen my shoes? I’m late and can only find one.” yeah I take the time to text when I’m running late, lol
  •  “Girl, that 100 page fax you just sent, yeah it didn’t go through.”
  • “Just ripped a hole in my new shirt.”
  • “The baby just pooped through his clothes…all over my clothes.”
  • “Someone drank all the coffee this morning.”

Fall outfit, stripe dress | Pumps and Push-Ups

Fall outfit, stripe dress | Pumps and Push-Ups

Fall outfit, stripe dress | Pumps and Push-Ups

Fall outfit, stripe dress | Pumps and Push-Ups

{Scarf – The Pumps & Push-Ups Collection Red or Navy | Dress – The Pumps & Push-Ups Collection | Jacket (similar) | Boots (similar)}

All pretty mundane statements, but if you just imagine that little straight face guy at the end, it’s pretty comical. Do you use emojis? If so, do you have a favorite?

– Brooke

All jokes aside, I couldn’t leave today’s post without spreading the word about a great cause that Vitamin Shoppe is participating in throughout the month of November. All Vitamin Shoppe stores across the country will be supporting Vitamin Angels, a non-profit organization that helps at-risk populations in need; specifically pregnant women, new mothers and children under five, gain access to lifesaving and life changing vitamins and minerals in the United States and internationally. The Vitamin Shoppe will collect monetary donations at the register and customers can purchase products from select vendors who will donate a percentage of the purchase to Vitamin Angels. Be sure to visit your local Vitamin Shoppe this month to make a donation or pick up any of the items below to participate!

Vitamin Shoppe and Vitamin Angels

products c/o Vitamin Shoppe

{Raw Fit | Biotin Bursts | Derma Matrix Collagen Skin Complex | Emergen-C Kids | Barlean’s Fish Oil | Gummy Vitamin C Slices}

Vitamin Shoppe and Vitamin Angels

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108 Comments

  1. 11.11.15
    Irene said:

    so beautiful pictures! i use a lot of emoji myself, I find them so direct.thank you for hosting the link up
    Irene
    http://www.thedailylace.com

  2. 11.11.15
    Mica said:

    My most used emoji is the laughing/crying one! Maybe because my friends are hilarious, I don’t think I’m particularly funny!

    Love your print mixing here – the stripes are so nice with the cosy tartan scarf πŸ™‚

    Thank you for the link up!

    Away From The Blue Blog

  3. 11.11.15
    Diana C. Burke said:

    Love to use that emoji too! I really find it cute πŸ™‚
    That dress is really gorgeous, love the stripes!

  4. 11.11.15
    Biana Perez said:

    I dont think I’ve ever used that emoji – but now I will!!! Side note that dress is so cute! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  5. 11.11.15
    Jill said:

    I’ve never used that emoji but I will now! I love your striped dress and plaid scarf! Such a cute and cozy look!

    Jill
    Doused In Pink

  6. 11.11.15

    Such a great outfit!!!! πŸ™‚
    Jaymie

  7. 11.11.15
    Living on Cloud Nine said:

    Stop it!! You are getting too cute!! I swear you get cuter and cuter in every post!! I have my plaid blanket scarf on today too and I need that emoji a lot. No more #2 on me or in the yard, but these teen boys have pee all over ALL our toilet seats!! And a 20 min wait to have a wrong coffee…that is just cruel to us mamas!! But despite these darn frustrations, your smile brightens a room and what an incredibly cute outfit my friend!! I hope all your emoji’s are the cute, happy guys today!!! πŸ˜‰

  8. 11.11.15
    Monica Siembieda said:

    I don’t know if you have an iPhone but if you did the update there are so many new emojis. My favorite one is the nerdy one haha. I use it for everything. I’ve used the straight face emoji so many times!

    Hope to see you at today’s link up!

    http://www.jerseygirltexanheart.com

  9. 11.11.15
    Carrie @ Curly Crafty Mom said:

    Too fun and I never use the straight face, but I have several other favorites! That blanket scarf is just GORGEOUS on you!

    Carrie
    curlycraftymom.com

  10. 11.11.15
    Carrie said:

    Love this post and hearing about real life! Thanks for the heads up about Vitamin Shoppe too.

  11. 11.11.15
    Laura said:

    Oh yes, I love me some emojis! I love using the half frown. Your scarf is so cute! Love the colors in it against the striped dress!

  12. 11.11.15
    Danielle said:

    I have not used this emoji before; it has just become one of my favorites. Love your scarf! Its colors look very pretty on you!

    Danielle
    http://www.spring2spring.com

  13. 11.11.15

    Love this look on you, and your hair looks amazing. Cute scarf, love the colors! Love emojis, I believed I have used all of them! πŸ™‚

    -Tatiana
    We Shop in Heels

  14. 11.11.15
    Shaunacey said:

    LOVE emojis! they seriously make everything better (or worse lol). I love the straight face one or the one with the crinkled mouth (I call it the ‘i hate my life’ emoji).

    looking lovely, I adore that scarf on you!! so pretty!

    http://www.confessionsofafrumpymommy.com

  15. 11.11.15

    LOL all your examples of when this emoji would be perfect are too funny. Love your outfit! The stripes, plaid, and leather is so good.

    Amy Ann
    Straight A Style

  16. 11.11.15

    Great post – and love your list!

    Lisa
    Daily Style Finds

  17. 11.11.15

    This is such a cute outfit! Love how everything comes together so well. Enjoyed reading your straight face emoji appropriate situations πŸ™‚

  18. 11.11.15
    Happinessatmidlife said:

    Love your outfit! Too funny on your lists that an emoji makes it so much better πŸ™‚

    Alice

    http://www.happinessatmidlife.com

    Hope to see your Thursday for TBT Fashion link up.

  19. 11.11.15

    This made me laugh! I’ve never used the straight face emoji… how is that possible? I clearly need to step up my emoji game. Love this look, that scarf looks so cozy, and I love the print mix!

  20. 11.11.15
    Marta C said:

    Lol:-) too funny and yes girl I’m totally emoji obsessed, they make texting so much fun and I’m a bit of a nerd and get excited when there are new ones I can use. You are looking beautiful in this outfit, love the moto jacket with the plaid and stripes!
    Marta
    http://www.sweatersstripesandsweets.com

  21. 11.11.15
    ADA said:

    I love EMOJIS too. Wish most comments on blogs would accept them. I use the ones on Facebook a lot and no hadn’t seen the straight face guy but I love it. I also love that outfit. I want to wear it now head to toe. Great dress. So cool about what the Vitamin Shop is doing too. Great of you to spread the word, too.

    P.S. I got the package. I will e-mail me you later today. Thank you. =)

  22. 11.11.15

    I love your jacket!! So pretty!

    xx, EE
    http://www.sparkleandslippers.blogspot.com

  23. 11.11.15
    RedTagChicLA said:

    Haha thanks for sharing all those funny ones – and you look amazing in this classic Fall look!

    Rebecca
    http://www.redtagchiclosangeles.com

  24. 11.11.15

    Gorgeous scarf! Love what it does for this look.

    Mary
    http://www.marymurnane.com

  25. 11.11.15

    You are just too cute and funny! I’ve actually never seen that face before but I will have to use it. Your so right in needing those little icons so people get your tone. I wish I had them for blogging! LOVE your scarf! So gorgeous! Great outfit too!

  26. 11.11.15
    Cherie James said:

    Plaid, stripes and a moto jacket. Can’t get any better than that- great look! Thank you for hosting.

    Cherie
    http://www.stylenudge.com

  27. 11.11.15
    Tea said:

    Lol – that’s a great emoji! Gotta face life with a little humour sometimes!
    I love your outfit. Plaid and stripes is such a great combo.
    Tea
    http://www.whatmamawear.blogspot.ca

  28. 11.11.15
    Megan said:

    That is my favorite emoji! Your examples are hilarious. I love your striped dress and plaid scarf!
    ~~Megan~~
    http://www.poshprime.com

  29. 11.11.15
    Alicia said:

    That straight face commentary is too funny and this look is so cute. I love the pattern mixing and the leather jacket combo.

    Alicia | Between the Pearls

  30. 11.11.15
    Kacie Firkins said:

    This look is too cute! I love the plaid and stripes combo and the leather jacket was the perfect finishing touch! Thank you for hosting the link up!

    Kacie
    RegallySoled.com

  31. 11.11.15

    I am in love! I need a cute stripe dress like that! That is too funny, Starbucks tends to be messing up lately!

    XO Chelsea http://www.shesaidhesaidfashion.com

  32. 11.11.15

    Hehe, I usually use the emoji with the side eyes and frown for these types of situations πŸ˜›
    Super cute look!

    A Good Hue

  33. 11.11.15

    Super cute look! Love the print mixing! The straight faced emoji really is perfect for those types of situations.

  34. 11.11.15

    The straight face emoji is definitely one of my faves as well LOL. I use it when I want to give a situation, a person or a comment made the “side eye”! Love your stripes with the blanket scarf very pretty!

    http://www.dressed2dnines.com

  35. 11.11.15

    haha yes!!

  36. 11.11.15

    The straight faced guy always makes me laugh!

  37. 11.11.15

    yesss, that’s a great one too!!

  38. 11.11.15

    I have been maadddddd at my local Starbucks lately, I frequent there all too often and every other visit, my drink is wrong!

  39. 11.11.15

    Aw thank you Kacie!!

  40. 11.11.15

    Thanks so much Alicia!

  41. 11.11.15

    He’s the best!

  42. 11.11.15

    That’s the truth, without a good sense of humor, life would swallow us up!

  43. 11.11.15

    Thanks a bunch Cherie!

  44. 11.11.15

    I think blogging needs emojis! I could get my point across much better!

  45. 11.11.15

    Thanks so much Mary! It’s on of my favorites!

  46. 11.11.15

    Thanks Rebecca!

  47. 11.11.15

    Thanks Elise!

  48. 11.11.15

    So glad you got your package! Hope you loved everything! I wish blog comments had emojis, it would be fun!

  49. 11.11.15

    yes! I need to update my phone so I can get the new emojis!

  50. 11.11.15

    Girllll, you’re missing out! haha, but no really, I only use like three emojis, I need to step up my game.

  51. 11.11.15

    Thanks Alice!

  52. 11.11.15

    Thanks so much Cynthia!

  53. 11.11.15

    Thanks Lisa!

  54. 11.11.15

    Thanks Amy!

  55. 11.11.15

    haha! That one is awesome too!!

  56. 11.11.15

    Thanks Tatiana!!

  57. 11.11.15

    I only recently discovered that one! Before, I was pretty much only using the happy face one, but I’m venturing out, lol.

  58. 11.11.15

    That one is fun too!!!

  59. 11.11.15

    You’re welcome! I thought it was a cool thing they’re doing! πŸ™‚

  60. 11.11.15

    Thanks Carrie!!

  61. 11.11.15

    I neeeed to update! I’m missing out on so many emojis!

  62. 11.11.15

    Right?! I wanted to be like look Starbucks, don’t you know I have this baby in the car and going back through the line just isn’t going to happen?! lol

  63. 11.11.15

    Thanks Jaymie!

  64. 11.11.15

    I feel like I need to use that emoji once a day now, lol.

  65. 11.11.15

    Thanks Biana!!

  66. 11.11.15

    He’s a funny little guy!

  67. 11.11.15

    I use that one a lot too!!

  68. 11.11.15

    Some texts don’t even need words anymore, lol.

  69. 11.11.15
    SheelaGoh said:

    So whilst I adore that you mixed prints and look positively charming, Brooke, what struck me the most is how your skin is glowing beautifully πŸ™‚

  70. 11.11.15
    Lana L. said:

    My favorite emoji is the googly eyed one with his tongue sticking out. It’s perfect all the time! Love the pattern mixing in this outfit – absolutely adorable!

  71. 11.11.15
    Sarah said:

    you are so right… emojis give texting emotion!
    haha the straight face dude. funny…
    my fave is probably the monkey with hands over face/eyes…

  72. 11.11.15
    Sarah said:

    and that blanket scarf I got from your collection is my FAVE! it keeps me warm during football games.

  73. 11.11.15

    Haha! This post is so funny! I often use the laughing with tears emoji and the smiley one. I love this outfit! You look so cute!

    Sarah
    http://mybowsandclothes.blogspot.com/

  74. 11.11.15

    THat emoji is one of my favs too…such funny scenarios!

    http://www.michellespaige.com

  75. 11.11.15

    Ha ha I love emoji’s…..fun post and I love your outfit..fabulous
    Valerie
    Fashion and TRAvel

  76. 11.11.15

    Haha this post made me laugh, so true. I make the straight face when the kids get into something they aren’t suppose too. I love your examples and outfit!

    Rachel xo

    Garay Treasures

  77. 11.12.15

    Love this outfit!! And I hate it when my Starbucks drink is wrong or just doesn’t taste right. #petpeeve

    xo, c.
    The Block is Haute

  78. 11.12.15
    Joanna said:

    Hi Brooke-I love to use emojis too and I can relate to many of those scenarios (particularly Starbucks and the fax one!) This outfit is just so cute. I love how versatile this little striped dress could be! The scarf and boots are perfect with it. You always look fabulous. Hope you’re doing great and enjoying fall so far!

    lovejoanna.com

  79. 11.12.15
    Sheree said:

    You are way too cute, this post made me smile. I totally use that emoji too…in a “FML, it is 3am and I’m still jet lagged” Great outfit, loving the scarf.

    xo Sheree
    http://poshclassymom.com
    IG: @poshclassymom

  80. 11.12.15

    That’s so sweet of you! Thank you!!

  81. 11.12.15

    That one is awesome too!! Oh emojis!

  82. 11.12.15

    That’s awesome Sarah! I’m so glad you love it!! I wear mine all the time!

  83. 11.12.15

    I use that one a lot too, I’m glad I can finally express my laughter!!

  84. 11.12.15

    Thanks Michelle!

  85. 11.12.15

    Thanks so much Valerie!!

  86. 11.12.15

    That’s the perfect situation for the straight faced emoji!!

  87. 11.12.15

    Ugh yesss!!! It’s my pet peeve too!

  88. 11.12.15

    Hi Joanna!! I am doing great and loving fall, so excited for the upcoming holidays!! πŸ™‚ I hope you’re doing great as well!! Starbucks is my favorite, but they need to step it up on their drink making game! I think it’s because they get new employees on the regular lol.

  89. 11.12.15

    OMG girllll the struggle!!

  90. 11.12.15
    Theboxqueen said:

    I love emojis and I have such an “emoji” overloading personality when it comes to writing my texts haha. I can’t send a text without them it seems like. The one you use is such a classic and I also like the one with the teeth showing, you know the one with straight teeth baring smile. Perfect for those oooopss moments. πŸ™‚ Your outfit and smile are adorable btw. XOXO, Elif

  91. 11.12.15
    Public Lives, Secret Recipes said:

    Love this post!! That emoji is my favorite too! xo
    http://publiclivessecretrecipes.com

  92. 11.13.15

    Yes!!! That is so me too! That emoji is another favorite of mine too.

  93. 11.13.15

    Thanks so much!

  94. 11.13.15

    Love the pieces from your collection! And the notes about straight face smiley made me laugh! πŸ˜€ Great post!
    http://www.tickleyourvanity.com/

  95. 11.14.15
    Nicole said:

    You look so beautiful! Love your dress and scarf! πŸ™‚

    New post on GIRL ABOUT TOWN BLOG
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  96. 11.15.15

    You look so cute. Nice post

    kisses Adela Acanski

  97. 11.16.15
    Christie Geiger said:

    You look so cute, Brooke!! I love the plaid and stripe combo!

    Christie
    The Closet by Christie

  98. 11.17.15

    Thanks so much!

  99. 11.17.15

    Thank you Nicole!

  100. 11.17.15

    Thanks girl!

  101. 11.17.15

    Thank you!

  102. 11.17.15

    Thanks Christie!

  103. 11.17.15
    Brooke said:

    Love this whole look- and the emoji talk, seriously can’t stop laughing!
    xoxo
    http://www.look-brooke.com/

  104. 11.17.15
    Erica Kato said:

    I adore the scarf!

    xo | The Fashion Forecast

  105. 11.23.15

    Thanks so much Erica!

  106. 11.23.15

    How cute is your blog name?! Being a fellow Brooke, I think it’s the best.

  107. 11.23.15

    Hahaha I love that face too! It’s hilarious! Love this leather jacket and plaid scarf. Beautiful.

    https://forsevenseasons.wordpress.com

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